I am a disgusting monster who apparently desires to contract diabetes
- CVM: We will be breaking out our Fry-daddy. Any
- special requests?
- Me: fried twinkies. friend anything that is terrible for you. marshmallows! caramel! peanuts! funnel cake! FUDGE! hamburgers! hot tamales! fried hershey's syrup! skittles! twix! CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH!
Go To The Dentist
Otherwise you will be on the business end of needles. Being stuck in your gums.
Classic Southern Retorts
“Shut up, pasty Yankee!”
I’ve been bit in the face by a cat.