Ease The Seat Back

January 2008

51 posts

I'm not driving home anytime soon. → cnn.com

Body parts found in 8 bags along Interstate.  Goddamn, it’s turning into The Road Warrior out there.

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I am a disgusting monster who apparently desires to contract diabetes

• CVM: We will be breaking out our Fry-daddy. Any
• special requests?
• Me: fried twinkies. friend anything that is terrible for you. marshmallows! caramel! peanuts! funnel cake! FUDGE! hamburgers! hot tamales! fried hershey's syrup! skittles! twix! CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH!

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Go To The Dentist

Otherwise you will be on the business end of needles.  Being stuck in your gums.

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We got press → threeimaginarygirls.com

Woo-hoo!  The Drunken Swimmers have somehow gotten a small wink & nod at a Seattle indie-pop site called Three Imaginary Girls, so yeah for us and yeah for TIG.  Now if can only find out who the high school friend is in this sentence “…friend just turned me on to this: His high school friend’s band…”.  It seems to be a tough nut to crack.

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Classic Southern Retorts

“Shut up, pasty Yankee!”

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Savage Kingdom

I’ve been bit in the face by a cat.

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