Like that one judges definition of porno, I know art when I see it. And this is art. FOOD FIGHT.
Sunny side down
Looking for an apartment has consumed my life. It is a Herculean, nay, a Sisyphean task, designed only to grind one’s will to live into a paste which will then be made into cakes to be consumed by land lords drunk on greed & the realtors they are colluding with. Listening to The Moody Blues warble “Knights in White Satin” ain’t helping either. I wonder if they ever...
I mean, you got the Dalai Lama crowd. You’ve got global warming folks....
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“…For proof that you will never be as badass and pimpsational as Kennedy, go ahead and try that “Hey baby, let’s go have a serious discussion” line on any girl and then come back and tell us how much sex you didn’t have.” From Cracked’s The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
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#67: Co-Ed Sports #63: Expensive Sandwiches #40: Apple products (not anymore) #22: Having Two Last names
Pineapple Express red band trailer. Watch and look forward to August.
The Worst Bar(s) in NYC
W!O!R!S!T! Bars How many have you been to? And really, this list is incomplete since both The Bellevue & The Village Idiot have been closed. The Bellevue was great, but the Village Idiot just smelled like pee. All over. just pee. It looked like pee too.
I would go to a status meeting at God’s office. Seems like a riot.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I...
Russian scientists close to create time machine Two months & 18 days. Make your peace, strap on your tin foil hats, hope for the best but prepare for the worst. I’m predicting we go out with a bang that fades into a whimper. Excited physicists are expecting first time travelers to appear on the Earth this year. If you could go back to any one point in your life and re-live everything...
Michael: are you quitting facebook?
Me: never on it in the first place
Michael: it's different. id on't completely understand it
Michael: lots of stuff. lots of pirates vs indians
Michael: vampires vs zombies
Michael: some sort of wall
Me: thats why i'm not on it
Michael: scrabulous is built in
Me: and if i see one more fucking thing about pirates vs. ninjas i'm quitting the internet
This seems to be worth buying.
Coming soon from the makers of Rock Band: Jazz Band! Bundled with the game: life size bass, trumpet, sax, box of needles &a bag of dope. While Rock Bands drumkit will work, sunglasses & jazz hands to be sold seperately. MSRP:$799.99. Dope refills can be secured via your friendly neighborhood pusher.