Looking for an apartment has consumed my life. It is a Herculean, nay, a Sisyphean task, designed only to grind one’s will to live into a paste which will then be made into cakes to be consumed by land lords drunk on greed & the realtors they are colluding with.
Listening to The Moody Blues warble “Knights in White Satin” ain’t helping either. I wonder if they ever briefly considering calling the song, “Nights in Brown Satin”? Probably not, as that conjures up nasty imagery.
"…For proof that you will never be as badass and pimpsational as Kennedy, go ahead and try that "Hey baby, let’s go have a serious discussion" line on any girl and then come back and tell us how much sex you didn’t have."
From Cracked’s The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
How many have you been to? And really, this list is incomplete since both The Bellevue & The Village Idiot have been closed. The Bellevue was great, but the Village Idiot just smelled like pee. All over. just pee. It looked like pee too.
Coming soon from the makers of Rock Band: Jazz Band! Bundled with the game: life size bass, trumpet, sax, box of needles &a bag of dope. While Rock Bands drumkit will work, sunglasses & jazz hands to be sold seperately. MSRP:$799.99. Dope refills can be secured via your friendly neighborhood pusher.