Ease The Seat Back: Archive

Apr 29th

The crowd thats gathering outside of GameStop for the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto IV is exactly like the crowd you’d envision would line up for the midnight release of a video game. But who am I to say anything, seeing as I’m in the line too.

Apr 29th

Apr 28th

Oh NOES! Internet to go buh-bye in three years. →

Start mass hoarding of free pornography…now.

Apr 28th

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Apr 25th

Slate sez: "Drop Out, Obama"

Interesting premise. Since no one a)clicks on hyperlinks and b) reads this, here’s the story verbatim from Slate. (Find original here) “Even as Hillary Clinton trails Barack Obama in pledged delegates, the popular vote, and number of states won, she has made it clear that she plans to stay in the race for the nomination. All of which brings me to this logical conclusion: It is time...

Apr 25th

43% of Hil-Dog voters are pricks. →

“Even so, the real winner of the Democratic race in Pennsylvania is John McCain. The most significant number coming out of Tuesday night wasn’t Clinton’s 10 point margin of victory, but 43. That’s the percentage of Clinton voters who say they would stay home or vote for McCain if Obama is the party’s nominee in November. It is no longer just the Chicken Littles within...

Apr 23rd

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Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night So wasted bro.

Apr 22nd

Everything tastes of meat.

Apr 20th

Apr 19th

You go to war with teh cats you've got, not teh...

Apr 18th

Apr 16th

THIS is why science is important →

Masturbation ‘cuts cancer risk’ “They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.” In a roundabout way, I think the Internet has just cured male cancer. Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health...

Apr 16th

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This “elitist” tag that’s getting bandied about already isn’t just shades of what they smeared Kerry with in ‘04, it’s the same damn thing. Latte-drinking? Volvo driving? New England liberal? The guys from Illinois people. The aggravation really starts at 2:45 in. Stewart is right; what’s wrong with being an elite, especially in a postion as somewhat...

Apr 15th