The crowd thats gathering outside of GameStop for the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto IV is exactly like the crowd you’d envision would line up for the midnight release of a video game. But who am I to say anything, seeing as I’m in the line too.
Oh NOES! Internet to go buh-bye in three years. →
Start mass hoarding of free pornography…now.
Slate sez: "Drop Out, Obama"
Interesting premise. Since no one a)clicks on hyperlinks and b) reads this, here’s the story verbatim from Slate. (Find original here) “Even as Hillary Clinton trails Barack Obama in pledged delegates, the popular vote, and number of states won, she has made it clear that she plans to stay in the race for the nomination. All of which brings me to this logical conclusion: It is time...
43% of Hil-Dog voters are pricks. →
“Even so, the real winner of the Democratic race in Pennsylvania is John McCain. The most significant number coming out of Tuesday night wasn’t Clinton’s 10 point margin of victory, but 43. That’s the percentage of Clinton voters who say they would stay home or vote for McCain if Obama is the party’s nominee in November. It is no longer just the Chicken Littles within...
Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night So wasted bro.
Everything tastes of meat.
You go to war with teh cats you've got, not teh...
THIS is why science is important →
Masturbation ‘cuts cancer risk’ “They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer. The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.” In a roundabout way, I think the Internet has just cured male cancer. Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health...
This “elitist” tag that’s getting bandied about already isn’t just shades of what they smeared Kerry with in ‘04, it’s the same damn thing. Latte-drinking? Volvo driving? New England liberal? The guys from Illinois people. The aggravation really starts at 2:45 in. Stewart is right; what’s wrong with being an elite, especially in a postion as somewhat...
A Sad Day in radio. →
Audio of Artie Lange freaking out and possibly quitting the Howard Stern Show this morning. He offered his resignation & Stern accepted.
This guy loves balls. →
I know it’s dumb, but I’m still fascinated.
Guess they can finally get those guns back he kept... →
Hollywood legend Charlton Heston dies at 84
Your money is now our money and we will spend it... →
Adult Swim just posted the entire Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters. You should probably be watching it now.
If you’ve got a -Stan on the end of your gimmick kid, I’m coming for...