June 2008
50 posts
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more...”
– H.L. Mencken
May 2008
43 posts
Forehanded compliment?
A friend of mine closed out her email to me today with:
"... Apparently, I'm tired. My coworkers all say that my
"eyes look tired." Which I've learned is a nice way to
say, "you look kinda like shit, but just today."
Fuck D.C. & fuck Baltimore. Goddamn I hate traffic.
“A: r u hoping ur cats live forever?
A: they probly wont
Joe: forever...”
Smite this woman. Smite her good. →
Some old horrible woman:”Oh, I can’t support him because he’s a Muslim and you know, that has a lot to do with it.”
From Dawkin's "The God Delusion"
“There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God’s name on one’s behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are...
Would you like a donut? A cup of coffee? Videos... →
His name is Danish. If I were smarter, I’d be able to suss out the joke.
The following are bullshit, in no particular...
So there’s the neat (subjective term) little widger on the IRS website that lets you track the status of your Economic Stimulus Payment (only to be spoken about WITH CAPITAL LETTERS). So I plug my info in, greedy to know when I can get my greedy fingers on my cash. Keep getting weird errors though, which gets my paranoia racing. “Maybe I didn’t file correctly?” But that...
