Breaking news on the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.
HAHAHAHAHA...you dumb bastard. →
I'm not a religious man, but I pray someone... →
“In the comments to be aired later Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament. “I think he’s deliberately distorting the tradition understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology,” Dobson said, later adding...
What does this even mean?
“McCain said that Obama’s move to drop out of the system “should be disturbing to all Americans” and that he may decide to opt out, too.” So Obama’s move to opt out of the system is disturbing…so much so that McCain wants to do it too? What?
I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up with this genius idea....– Gabe from Penny Arcade
Hey! It’s Tuesday! You know what you need? Martial arts, stabbings & uh…elephants. Tony Jaa is a ball of lightning. Made out of fists.
Against same sex marriage? You're a bigot.
It’s true; you are. How else could anyone defend that position? What’s the downside outside of, y’know, having to actually be married anyway? Well, there is that thing about how when people with matching bits say they love one another, Jesus weeps barb wire tears. But other than that, who cares? Such a dumb, nothing concept for people to get all riled up about. Here’s...
New Consoles I have Known: "Tilt" →
Part five…or is it six? Whichever, Todd Levin’s excellent series about video game consoles continues. Check it out, it’s worth the read. This go ‘round he ties the late 90’s, Sega’s Dreamcast, the dot-com boom/bust & insane spending together into something that looks just a bit too much like my lifestyle currently. “For the first time in my life, I...
6 Reasons Why the iPhone 3G Still Suck →
…but I’ll still probably get one.
iPhone 3G: The Stuff that Didn't Get Upgraded →
…i’ll probably still get one.
Hey, new iPhone!
I’ve been economically stimulated!
The most offensive cartoons ever? Probably. →
Oh Electric Retard, is there anything you won’t do? I’m guessing no.
THIS JUST IN: David Rivera of Baltimore is an... →
“Arms crossed, David Rivera of Baltimore told a reporter that “it will be a cold day down there before I support — that man.” The nomination, he said, had been “stolen” from Clinton. “She won the popular vote, the people wanted her. [Democratic National Committee chairman] Howard Dean didn’t.” He then cried after being denied a Happy Meal on the way...
Angry Clinton Supporters Start Rallying for McCain... →
Some choice quotes from idiots: “We’re going to run campaign ads to defeat Obama,” says Ed Hale, a 63-year-old rancher and a Clinton supporter from Wellington, Texas. “We have doctors, lawyers, CPAs, the blue bloods, and then we have rednecks like me. It’s a very diversified organization.” “Last night, when they crowned Obama king, that’s when I...
'Greatest Story Ever Told' Has Gimmicky Deus Ex...
NEW HAVEN, CT–According to a Yale University literature professor, the tale of Christ’s life–the so-called “Greatest Story Ever Told”–is saddled by a lazy, formulaic deus ex machina conclusion. “Talk about slapping on a happy Hollywood ending,” Dr. Donald Schmidt said. “The Christ character gets nailed to the cross and dies, and the story seems to end on a...