“It seems when you get cornered you get increasingly adorable.”
Mike: is this turkish frog the place we had the last party?
Mike: when we were chatting with mark?
Mike: at some bar
Mike: right after he started
Mike: i don't recall any frogs or turks though
Joe: that place sucks
Joe: IT SUCKS
Joe: it smells like SHIT inside
Joe: human SHIT
Joe: the food tastes like human SHIT
Mike: maybe i'll skip it
Joe: i hate that place
Mike: and go home and read
Joe: there's shit on the floors
Mike: is it the all white place?
Joe: metaphysical shit
Mike: is it where we had the christmas party?\
Joe: its right behind the building
Mike: oh that brown place?
Joe: brown is the appropriate color
Joe: for it is so shitty
Mike: is it american food?
Joe: i dont know...depends who its poo'd out by
I would say that your paintings are, in general, far more honest than your...– (CW)Tycho Brahe I love Penny Arcade.
Put this on your PMP and smoke it →
The Constitution of the United States As read by David P. Currie
Million dollar crybaby →
“Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential nominee John McCain, criticized the media at a weekend fundraiser, telling supporters that the hosts of The View “picked our bones clean.”” So…people who’s job it is to interview people, aren’t allowed to ask you questions? Which, unless I’m mistaken, is kind of the crux of what an interview is. Don’t you...
Wet carrots are gross. Roll them in a paper towel before eating to dry them off.
McCain supporter blows whistle on election... →
Look, I know I’m starting to get real crazy about this election biz, and I should probably stop reading the news. Unfortunately, I am addicted. It just seems really, really hard to believe that people have this big of a hard-on for Sarah Palin. She is very clearly a maniac, and I think her record reflects that. Trying to get one’s head around all of the double-speak and...
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP AMERICA??? →
“HELlo my name is Levi Johnston but you can call me Hockey Johnston or just Hockey if you want. Might of heard of me. I’m the dude that knocked up Bristol, Mrs. Palin’s daughter. The older daughter. Willow is H.A.F. 2 but im just talking about Bristol. I only tore that up. Not Willow. Ever….” And the genius continues on from there. BRILLIANCE!
People will swallow anything because people are... →
“A week ago, most Americans had never heard of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Now, following a Vice Presidential acceptance speech viewed live by more than 40 million people, Palin is viewed favorably by 58% of American voters. The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 37% hold an unfavorable view of the self-described hockey mom. … Generally, John McCain’s...
Your Horoscope - Aries March 21 - April 19
Though you are a vindictive, cruel, and miserable son of a bitch, you will be rewarded with great happiness and good fortune this week. This is just how the universe works.
Media wants to destroy Palin, aide says →
John McCain’s campaign Wednesday called the tough media scrutiny of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin a “faux media scandal designed to destroy the first female Republican” vice presidential nominee. “Governor Sarah Palin is an exceptional governor with a record of accomplishment that exceeds, by far, the governing accomplishments of Senator Obama,” wrote senior adviser...