Works in all situations →
Octo-Mom + Porn = →
Discuss. Or Vomit. Whichever.
Step 2: Rent houseboat, name it "USS T.N.T." →
Another nail in the myth of a liberal media bias →
I believe that there is a conservative media bias.
No kidding here (Sad face) →
Bodyguards accuse Iraqi lawmaker of ordering people to be buried alive
Are you kidding me?? This happens in real life? →
“Greek authorities found themselves in hot water on Sunday when the most notorious Greek criminal Vassilis Paleocostas and his Albanian accomplice Alket Rizai escaped from one of the country’s top-security jails for the second time in less than three years. The incident took place when a rope ladder was lowered by a helicopter to a prison in Korydallos, near Athens, where the two had...
Interesting episode of This American Life. From the site: “Prologue. Carlton Pearson’s church, Higher Dimensions, was once one of the biggest in the city, drawing crowds of 5,000 people every Sunday. But several years ago, scandal engulfed the reverend. He didn’t have an affair. He didn’t embezzle lots of money. His sin was something that to a lot of people is far worse:...
Organizational Sociopaths: Rarely Challenged,... →
SCHOLARLY PAPERS! Fun to write, funner to read…funnest to something something.
Tickets for Watchmen in IMAX on Saturday March 7th have been procured. Very excited and doing my best to dodge anything resembling commercials, articles or reviews. I’ll make up my own mind starting roughly at 10:05pm 03-07-09. I’ll also be reading my edition of Absolute Watchmen straight through on Saturday before the show. Try and keeep your jealousy in check. Excited? Nervous?...
Decapitation is the new black →
“NEW YORK (CNN) — The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said.” Countering Muslim stereotypes, huh? Not doing too good of a job there, buddy.
My thunders been stolen →
I’ve been posting pictures of stupid food for months now. That’s all I’m saying. “How did the Tumblr This Is Why You’re Fat go from zero to 1.3 million pageviews in two days?”
Nick Nolte's (probably fake) Twitter account →
Some highlights: -I never wrassled a gator, but I sure as hell outdrunk a few. about 8 hours ago from web -My favorite holiday? Fajita night. 1:22 PM yesterday from web -Breathin’ through a sweat sock soaked in ether. What I like to call a little Hair of the Dog. 2:08 PM Feb 9th from web
Inglorious Basterds trailer! Yeah! (Not... →
“We will be cruel to the German.”
Is this what happens when your shitty teen soap opera gets cancelled?
China's Death Buses Deliver Executions, Organ... →
New creepy shit straight outta China: “If you’re a criminal in China, you’ll want to avoid its new death buses, vehicles that carry out executions while streaming live video of them, then provide some privacy for organ harvesting.” Wasn’t that a Geroge Carlin bit?
5 Mysteries of The Universe →
3 Death Here’s the flip side: in biology, things eventually die, but there’s no good explanation for it. There are hints that switching genes on and off controls ageing, but if our theory is right, those switches shouldn’t have survived natural selection. Then there’s the argument that an accumulation of faults does us in. However, there are plenty of whales and turtles who seem to age...
Tasers are for pussies →
That’s why I use taser shotgun shells. GET SOME.
You know what’s going to solve all of your problems today? Green to White technology. Even Optimus Prime can’t fuck with this.
“Thankfully the Republicans have found a bold new leader…”
What GOP Leaders deem wasteful in Senate stimulus... →
Among the horrible things Obama himself is doing to shepard our wonderful country into the waiting arms of Socialism: • $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD’s. (health care? More like, WHO CARES? hahahhaa…seriously, if you get an STD fuck you. Clearly, everyone already knows how to prevent these diseases, that’s why AIDS doesn’t...